We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
girls in thigh highs
girls in summer dresses with floral patterns
what am I even doing anymore
what does this all mean
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
there are three types of people in this world: bullies, people who get bullied, and the school principal, who refuses to do anything about the bullies because the head bully’s father is the local sicilian mob boss. you don’t know exactly what he’s capable of but when he came in to parent teacher conferences the teacher quit the next day. your daily newspaper keeps smelling like gasoline and sometimes you order a pizza and you’re given a smashed hot dog in a pizza box instead
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
LETS BECOME DIABETES
Song Of The Day:
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind
What is it with cows and music? I’ve seen something like this before.
I guess music really is a universal language.
He dances to any music you play. Try it out.
Shit, I’m glad a white guy said it. That’s all I was thinking this morning. Just didn’t want to give folks ideas but seems like the world already is.
Need cash? Just be white and shoot any black person. Broad daylight, witnesses present, etc. Doesn’t matter. Shower in hundreds of thousands of dollars.